Die Hard 2
MCCLANE. JOHN MCCLANE. THE WORKING MAN’S JAMES BOND BRUCE WILLIS’S DIE HARD 2 Well hell man I guess for those of you who read the title there’s no point in explaining my premise here. You see I just...
View ArticleThe Adventures of Ford Fairlane
What the fuck is this? is a fair reaction to the existence of FORD FAIRLANE. All you can really do is try to set your mindclock back to 1989 and picture it from the perspective of the people setting it...
View ArticleEl Gringo
The first After Dark Action Fest started Friday. Five action movies that I’m gonna have to qualify as pretty-much-DTV since they’re only playing 10 cities for 1 week. Maybe if one of those cities was...
View ArticleNEW! The Viva Val Verde t-shirt
Even if you’ve never adventured in the fictional South American country of Val Verde yourself, you may be familiar with its history from such films as COMMANDO, PREDATOR and DIE HARD 2. I know I am....
View ArticleLethal Weapon
First of all, I would like to extend my deepest and most profound apologies for the first time I wrote about LETHAL WEAPON and fixated on Mel Gibson’s Swayze-esque hair and David Sanborn’s Smooth Cop...
View ArticleLethal Weapon 4
LETHAL WEAPON 4 is a family affair. In part 1 we just had suicidal widower Riggs becoming friends with ol’ Murtaugh and his family. We still have them, but also their friend Leo (added in part 2) and...
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